There must be something in the water because I know sooo many people who are preggo! My cousin Lindsey, my friend's sister just had a baby, my friend from elementary school, a random girl who my brother knows who I've never met but she asked me to be friends on Facebook so I accepted, my cousin's sister-in-law, Jessica Simpson... It sure makes me glad I'm not a Fertile Myrtle nor plan on becoming a Fertile Myrtle anytime within the next 5 years. I have my furry baby, who is way better than a baby because you can't lock a baby in a cage and go shopping for 6 hours.
So, yes, I am happy for my friends and family and am very excited for them. But here's a word of advice... please don't post 876 updates on FB every single day about how your baby is so cute when she yawns or she opened her eyes and it's the cutest things ever, or how she blinked and it was so freakin adorable. Why? Because it takes away from how exciting and beautiful your baby may be because you are shoving it in our faces all day. Case in point, a certain person mentioned above shares waaaaaay too much information and her posts have now become a daily joke. Here's a little taste:
Real FB updates: (please also notice the amazing grammar)
"So everyone I'm packing my hospital bag cuz I'm having beginning labor and I'm suppose to go into the hospital wen the contractions take my breath away and curl my toes, I'm not there yet. But I've having them since 10am and there 3 to 5 minutes apart and last about 1 to 2 minutes, wish me luck!"
"10 centimeters fully dilated and ready to push!!!!!"
"Besides getting really light headed and not knowing where I was, I'm doing great, although I could do without the icepack that's on my stitches down u know where, oh lol I had everyone in the room for my birth, tony, selena and Ian, Desiree, diamond, kaydean, mother and Michael"
"Ok so I would rather go threw the process of being pregnant and give birth a million times then ever have to go threw the recovery! Omg"
"So lillia would rather suck on her binky and hands then breast feed so now Om using bottles. Boo I wanted to breasted but allwell, omg my boobs r huge and feel like rocks!!!"
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| I feel the same way, baby. |