Mark's Topic

So it's only day 2 of this NaBloPoMo thing and I'm already seriously lacking in the topic department.  So Mark, being the ever-so-supportive boyfriend he is gave me a topic: my feet.  Oh, yes, good one Mark.  I actually agree it's time to come clean and share with you all my Achilles heel, my only flaw, my defect.  I have bunions.  Phew.  There- I said it.
So, what is a bunion?  It's when your toes start pointing outward instead of straight ahead and then walking, running, heels, non-flip flop shoes, skipping, standing and life in general becomes more and more painful at the ripe old age of 25.   So, Dr. Bowen, my oddly handsome podiatrist, and I decided it's best to go under the knife and have my toes broken and screwed back together.  Fun, huh?  yeah.  So, if you're bored in April, come visit me, I'll be immobile and watching waaay too much t.v.
Here's an xray that isn't me, but darn close.  And a picture of Paul Bunion